How I Met Your Mother - 'The Wedding' (Season 1 Episode 12)

Marshall:
This wedding does sound pretty amazing though. Fancy hotel ballroom... Everybody all dressed up...

Lily:
Uh here we go...

Barney:
What?

Lily:
We can't get anywhere with our wedding plans because I want it to be fun and Marshall wants it to be lame.

Marshall:
*Scoffs* Oh yeah. Ok, that's a pretty fair assessment of our two arguments.

Lily:
I thought so.

Marshall:
You know what, excuse me if I don't want to get married barefoot in the woods next to Lake No-One's-Gonna-Drive-That-Far. Yes! I want a ballroom and I want a band and I want shoes. I've been dreaming about this day since I was... like...

Lily:
*Interrupt* A little girl?

Barney:
Waddup! *High-fives Lily*

Marshall:
Ok, I'm just saying that it's my wedding too and I should have a say in it.

Lily:
But I'm the bride. So, I win.

Marshall:
But I thought marriage is about two equal partners, sharing a life together.

Lily:
Right, but I'm the bride. So, I win.