Lessons learnt from Gilmore Girls

Luke:
Oh! Uh, congratulations.

Emily:
For what?

Luke:
You know, your thing tomorrow, renewing your vows.

Emily:
You congratulate the groom. You offer the bride best wishes.

Luke:
Oh.

*awkward silence*

Uh, best wishes.

Emily:
Why, thank you Luke. How sweet of you to say.

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Richard:
*whispering* Psst, Lorelai. I need you to do something.

Lorelai:
Oh, spy voice. Cool.

Richard:
Focus, please?

Lorelai:
I am a camera.

Richard:
I want to give your mother a present. But I don't know what her dress looks like. So, I need you to take these, wait till she's not looking, hold them up to the dress, pick the one that looks best, bring it back to me and I will give it to her. Got it?

Lorelai:
Got it.

Richard:
Go.

*She goes upstairs to Emily's room*

Lorelai:
*walks in and holds out both necklaces* Which one do you want?

Emily:
That one. The other for my birthday.

Rory:
Look at that! It's so fancy.

Emily:
Your grandfather has perfect taste in necklaces and earrings. It's very important to find a man who can pick out your jewelry.

Lorelai:
Or steal it!


Episode 100 (Season 5) - Wedding Bell Blues